The Brat And the Bat

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The Brat and the Bat: By Docter Moose

There once was a Castle on old Mount Grinay Ruled by a ruler who knew not the day Gar Meeto Par was infact his name And forgetting important things was his game To say he was absent minded was awfully true For he never knew what he was to do

Day and night he sat in his plight Not knowing when to fight, or when to write His advisors helped for a number of years Trying to get their words to sink into his ears Until even they left after growing weary For Gar's lack of a brain made them extremely dreary

Soon his servants and knights and maidens fled For fear that Gar's Stupid would enter their heads The castle grew empty, only a few would remain Mostly those who stole from the one with no brain "Oh my, oh my, what am I to do?" Thought old Gar as he watched the leaving crew

One who remained, had some concern For he knew that old Gar had much to learn Gar had a son, a an opposite of his dad His mind was bright, while his father's was bad And at the moment he was sitting in his Mustang Gar's son was none other then Rocky Wang

Rocky knew that something must be done For his father's help all began to run He knew he must find a way for his dad to be smart But he had no idea quite where to start Until an idea popped into his head He would go see Lupapa, a man nearly dead

His wisdom was known across the lands He was 212, and had lost both his hands His skin was rugged and rough like sandpaper And attached to his forehead was a brand new stapler He wore an old robe, and a tall magic hat He had son and a pet: his Brat and a Bat

Despite being odd, and ridiculously mad He was the man to see, for Rocky Wang's Dad "He can help my dad fill the gap between his ears" Thought Rocky to himself as he shifted his 'stang to 4th gear He sped off on his path, being ever so brave Since old Lupapa lived in a Scary cave

When Rocky got to the entrance, he parked his car He made sure that it wasn't too far The cave was dark, too dark to see But Rocky didn't care, and entered, light-free He entered the cave, Wondering what was inside As he thought this, he tripped and started to slide

He slid for 15, 30, 45 seconds "This is lame" Rocky began to reckon Just as the slide seemed to last forever The end of the slide suddenly severed Rocky fell 12 feet into some slime He knew his legs would have hurt, if not for this grime

He looked around, and noticed a light He headed towards it, without any fright "That old man must live over there" Rocky thought As through the slime he continued to trot When he emerged and ran for the glow He heard some voices, and started to slow

After several more meters, he saw what he came to see The Old Lupapa was there, sitting under a single tree Beside him was his crew, his bat and his brat. The bat was flying, while the brat was quite fat. The Oldman was beating the Brat like a clubber But all of his hits were abosorbed by the blubber

Rocky showed his face and yelled at the three. "Why are you clubbing that kid, under that tree?" The three looked up at the source of the sound The boy had stopped receiving his pound The old man smiled, a came to grin on his face "I knew you would come here, to my secret base!"

Rocky was confused as to how the old guy knew "No time to explain, there are things we must do" Rocky began to explain his plight to the man But Lupapa brought his stop, by raising his hand "I know the trouble already young boy, so listen to me please, Your father's not retarded, he has Alzheimer's disease"

Rocky was amazed at the Old Man's knowledge He knew he must have graduated from College The brat and the bat came forward now They seemed to be important somehow "Let me explain how to cure your dad. If we don't cure him soon, the results will be bad."

"Take these two beings, the brat and the bat today, Back to your castle on old mount Grinay." And sit them by your father, while you stand in nearby. Then say the magic word, on the very first try. The word begins with "F", and rhymes with "Puck" "The word," Rocky said "has to be 'Firetruck'"

"Indeed," said Lupapa "Now hurry on your way" "Your father is in danger, he could die within a day!" Rocky picked up the brat and followed the bat The brat was heavy due to immense amounts of fat The reached an exit, the bat activated with his fang the three of them rushed to Rocky's mustang

Rocky drove extremely fast, as his father was in need He was driving 200klicks, well over the legal speed In 20 minutes, he was back at old mount Grinay The trip only took half the time it did earlier that day Rocky was hitting the brat to make his behaviour bareable But when they all saw the king, they knew his condition was terrible.

Garmeeto Par looked worse then old Lupapa had He was cold, blue and still, most certainly bad With no time to waste, the Brat and the Bat went to his flanks Rocky went in front of him, and to his knee he sank "Firetruck!" Rocky muttered, as loud as he could If this didn't save him, certainly nothing would

As quick as it was said, the spell began to stir The Ruler sprang to his feet, as if he'd sat on a bur And then the most marvelous thing Rocky'd ever seen began The Ruler said the most intelligent things, again, and again, and again Gar was overjoyed to become so wise and smart That he figured he should rehire his servants, and now was the time to start

They all returned, skeptical at best Wondering if the ruler could pass an I.Q. test Gar recited things so intelligent indeed The servants knew the ruler's brain had sprouted like a seed So then all the castle danced with joy, and for hours no one sat And That is the story of how Gar was saved by the Brat and the Bat